FML Tale – Moldy Grapes
Today, I was trying to eat healthier, so I bought a fruit cup from the school cafeteria. It tasted kind of terrible, but I assumed it was just normal cafeteria food. But when I got to the bottom, I noticed a grape completely covered in blotchy blue mold. I had eaten [...]
FML Tale – Dread of Heights
Today, I was at an amusement park with my kids. When we were on the Ferris wheel, I learned my dread of heights. I hyperventilated, screamed from our seat “LET ME OUT! OH GOD LET ME OUT!!” . I also started crying hysterically. They stopped the ride for me to [...]
FML Tale – Weight Limit
Today, I was on the elevator going up to a meeting, and the elevator was getting more and more crowded as we went up. After about ten people got on, they all agreed that I should get off the elevator because they thought me being on was exceeding the weight limit. [...]
FML Tale – Allergic to Sweat
Today, I went to the doctor to inquire about the rash I’ve been getting in my underarms, behind my knees and sometimes on my face. Turns out I’m allergic to sweat. I’m a varsity rugby coach, gym teacher, and I just shelled out a stack of cash to get a [...]
FML Tale – Immunity
Today, I found out that I’m immune to laughing gas and partially immune to novocaine while I was getting two teeth pulled. FML